ghosthustler:

julvett:

offbeatorbit:

UH…

I get it, it’s like Snape is Eric because he’s a Prince, and Lily is Ariel, because she wants to be all part of his world, like the wizarding world

So it makes perfect sense if you disregard the characterizations and 80% of the plot

Look I don’t give a fuck about your weird Harry Potter shipping wars but I do got this to say.

Eric and Ariel are the worst couple ever and I hope that she’s engaged in a long-con to drown him violently and then return to the sea to lure more sailors to their doom.

Imagine, The Little Mermaid 2, instead of opening with Ariel having had some precocious kid or some shit that she’s all like “you can’t go into the ocean!”, it’s her and Eric, on a beach. She beckons him to go out swimming with her, and she goes further and further, him panting to catch up with her, his arms already aching and burning against the tide. Ariel comes up to him, and putting her hands on his cheeks, abruptly grabs his head and forces him under the waves. He flails and sputters, and she pulls him under and out further.

PAN UP with the thrashing water in the foreground at the bottom, slowly subsiding, and leaving us with a shot of the dusky horizon as a few bubbles solemnly come to the surface. The title placard appears: THE LITTLE MERMAID 2: MERMAID HARDER.

The entire rest of the movie is sexualized drowning and a horror-movie format with the crew of some hapless ship being picked apart slowly, killing a mermaid, and then invoking the motherfucking rage of Triton, king of the seas.

I hope to one day be Howard Hughes rich so I can make this movie happen.